Things to consider with a new guy?

I don’t think I could date someone who does not eat the occasionally piece of junk food. That’s great that some people constantly live a life of “#cleaneating,” but I personally need someone who is going to split dessert with me, or at least help me polish off a bag of Cape Cod kettle cooked chips. Soooo I think it is important to ask someone their favorite kind of candy when you first start talking (texting), for several reasons:

1. It lets you know if you can split a bag of Reese’s when they go on sale at Giant, or if you need to invest in a variety pack

2. That tells you if you can snapchat them pictures of snacks throughout the day without judgement

3. If someone prefers Whoopers to Almond Joy, I will question their taste and sanity

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(Currently eating an Almond Joy as I type this)

Le Diplomate: leave no carb behind

Le Diplomate, located on 14th street, has showed no sign of declining popularity after it opened a little over a year and a half ago. After a few dinners and two brunches there, here are my thoughts:

  1. Do not EVEN THINK about saying no to the freshly prepared bread basket.
  2. Their brunch options are awesome. Any place that serves steak tartare/raw meat before 2pm gets a thumbs up in my book.
  3. The Burger American is just so fine. It has the perfect fat content, the bun holds together, and the cheese is perfectly melted (note: they only serve it well-done). Also, it is so reasonably priced ($15) compared to some of the other “gourmet” burgers in DC.
  4. You may think you won’t be able to finish those fries. But if you believe in yourself, and you misjudge the waistband of your jeggings, anything is possible.
  5. The side of bacon is a surprisingly large serving. Each slice is incredibly thick and perfectly salty.
  6. The service is wonderful. Two weeks ago, after we mentioned that our friend had just passed the Maryland bar exam to our waiter, he brought out three celebratory glasses of champagne, and the manager came by to congratulate her on this accomplishment. So thoughtful!

In conclusion: I’m not coming here during those random months when I decide I’m going to try to be paleo because seeing the beautiful carbs here will make me cry.

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Don’t be a slob: Second State rewards the well-dressed

Second State, DC’s “Pennsylvania-themed restaurant,” is rewarding those who put a little effort into their post-Saturdaynightdrinking get-up. The staff will giving a complimentary glass of Veuve Clicquot or a glass of Dad’s Hat rye whiskey for those “girls who wear dresses and men who wear jackets” to brunch on Sundays from 10am-4pm. For some free bubbly, throwing on a dress (which does allow more room for your stomach to expand) does not seem so hard, especially when this deal does not specify that I need to put my contacts in or remove my Hello Kitty slippers.

Other deals: Second State also has $1 oysters during happy hour (Mon-Fri, 5-6pm).

Specials alert: 1905

1905, located in Shaw, is closing temporarily for renovations on November 24th. On November 23rd, everything on their dinner menu will be 50% off. I recommend their quinoa-crayfish hushpuppies, and their amazing burger (why hello double patty heaven). $7 for that juicy, tender, perfectly cheesy piece of deliciousness is a steal.

Specials alert: Free corkage in DC

Eater DC just updated their list of restaurants offering free corkage on certain nights. Here are the highlights:

  1. Sunday night:
    • Dino’s Grotto
    • Le Chat Noir
    • Le Grenier
    • Rural Society
  2. Monday night:
    • Cedar
    • B Too
    • Charlie Palmer (American wines only)
    • Cafe du Parc
    • Dino’s Grotto
    • Ripple (if you purchase the wine from the nearby Weygandt Wines and it is not offered on Ripple’s menu)
  3. Wednesday night:
    • Belga Cafe
    • Charlie Palmer (American wines only)
  4. Thursday night:
    • Charlie Palmer (American wines only)
  5. Friday night:
    • Charlie Palmer (all wines)
  6. Saturday night:
    • Charlie Palmer (American wines only)

Farmers, Fishers and Bakers along with Founding Farmers offer free corkage on up to two bottles per table, provided the wine is not currently offered on their menus.

Mandu allows free corkage for the first bottle.

Anju pop-up at Mandu

Mandu hosts a late night pop-up on the first Friday of each month called “Anju,” which features Korean bar snacks from guest chefs and bartenders. Anju occurs from 10pm-1pm at the K street location, first come first serve. This past pop-up on November 7th featured a menu from Bar Pilar’s chef, Jesse Miller who partnered with Vermillion’s chef, Will Morris. The drinks came from Ben Wiley and Noah Broaddus (also from Bar Pilar/ Saint Ex).

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This was my first time trying Anju! I went my real roommate, JM, and was later joined by my fake roommate, AL, and her boyfriend. I started with “A taste of Korea in Louisville,” a cocktail with sesame oil infused bourbon and vermouth. I love the smell, taste, and thought of sesame oil so I had no complaints. My extremely picky roommate (he actually refuses to eat Pizzeria Paradiso because he thinks their crust is sub-par) approved of this drink as well. At first, I claimed I would be ordering only one dish because I am trying to cut down on unnecessary late night eating, but after a few seconds looking through the menu I asked JM if we could maybe perhaps we could split a few things. In the end, we ordered six dishes. So much for cutting back (#firstworldproblem).

  1. Oxtail terrine: I liked the combination of the grainy terrine with the spicy kimchi. This is not something I would normally gravitate to, but still a good starter.
  2. Spicy octopus salad: this was my least favorite dish and JM’s favorite. It didn’t have enough character in my opinion, but JM liked the crunch from the peanuts and the lightness of the dish compared to our other plates.
  3. Jako jako (silken tofu with dried anchovy): the most interesting dish. I hate bland tofu, but this tofu was spicy from the shishito peppers and the anchovy added nice salty element.
  4. Ankimono (fried rice with duck egg): this was my favorite dish! I always have a tender sport in my heart for carb-heavy dishes, but I especially love mixing the runny duck egg into the rice.
  5. Bo ssam: the roasted pork belly was pretty good. It was a tad dry for my taste (sliced pretty thin), but still flavorful.
  6. Chicken wings: these were fantastic. The skin was light and perfectly crunchy while the meat was juicy and sweet.

Overall, I really liked the whole Anju experience. It gives me a whole new perspective of the cooking from a specific chef (after all, this is nothing like the bar food I tend to order at Pilar), the bartenders had extremely unique drink options, and everyone who came out was excited to be there. It was surprisingly crowded, and now I know to come as early as possible for the next pop-ups. I am definitely coming back.

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A guy who reads

Big turn on: a guy who reads. These days, it can be hard to find people who read for fun. In this era of Netflix, smart phones, and 23 different forms of social media, people are finding other ways to entertain themselves. But there is something so attractive to me about someone who reads books (blogs and SI don’t really get my heart thumping as hard) in his spare time (bonus points if he has actual hard copies of books in his bedroom), who not only likes but appreciates that you read books, and who then suggests something like this:

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One sentence! “You should read that w me.” But still, it is kind of touching! I mentioned a topic that we are both interested in, he found a book on that (extremely liberal) subject, and then thought to himself, “hey! It would be nice to read that book with her.” That thoughtfulness (and political leaning) is hot. So while I am still unsure about how I feel about this guy in general, this definitely puts a goofy smile on my face.

Interesting how now I find it extremely appealing when some guy I’ve only known for three weeks suggests reading a book, but I would probably be annoyed if this was suggested by my parents ten years ago. I guess it’s all in the context. Or maybe this means I am an adult..?