THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO DISCUSS HERE. The guy got up in the middle of the night, in his boxers, UNLOCKED THE DOOR, and and just EXITED THE APARTMENT, leaving his clothes, shoes, wallet and phone behind. Then, sometime later (who even knows how long???), came back, got into C’s bed, AND COULD NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS THE NEXT DAY.
Where did he go? Note: I find it slightly impressive that he found his way back, as C lives in a brand new, sleek high-rise building where all the halls and doors are painted in an identical dark color. Did anyone see him??
48 hours after she told me this story, I am still laughing hysterically out loud every time I think about it. In C’s wise words, she was: