Despite all of my efforts to scare him off, the bearded bartender does not seem completely turned off by me (yet). My goals for our date are the following:
- Stop screaming out that I have a crush on him
- Do not admit that I have continued stalking his band on YouTube
- Somehow avoid double clicking on any of his instagram pictures before the date (since I do not actually follow him, I just look up his pictures at least every other day)
- Do not trip and fall on my face
- Manage to not spill anything on my clothes (or face)
- BE COOL
This is going to be harder than it sounds.