Okie dokie then

Ladies, please make sure your notifications are turned on for Bumble so that you are always made aware IMMEDIATELY of every message you receive. Should a man message you at 11pm asking your plans, it would be absolutely inconsiderate for you to wait until what you would consider a more reasonable time to respond.



Hi again!

Well as most of you (aka probably the three¬†people who read this: myself, my downstairs neighbor and some random person in Scandinavia) noticed, it’s BEEN AWHILE. For several reasons:

  1. I got lazy.
  2. TBM and I got back together again during the winter time.
  3. Then obviously we broke up. Again. For the same reasons. Duh.

And now 8 months later, I remembered I had this! Plus I’ve eaten a lot and gone on a lot of shitty dates so I guess I should write these down because my conceited brain assumes the world needs to know. I’M BACK BITCHES