Also if anyone was wondering what happened to me & this dude: despite our drunken make out and witty text message exchanges, he just kind of faded out and never followed up about a second date. Fast forward to spring time, when we run into his friend drinking outside of Pearl Dive, who provides us with this life update: Daniel now hooks up with dudes. Full disclosure: I am not a dude.

It’s already hard enough finding a decent guy, I did not actually realize something else I would have to consider is that they’re might switch teams after they experience tongue action with me.

Le sigh.

Well as most of you (aka probably the three people who read this: myself, my downstairs neighbor and some random person in Scandinavia) noticed, it’s BEEN AWHILE. For several reasons:

1. I got lazy.
2. TBM and I got back together again during the winter time.
3. Then obviously we broke up. Again. For the same reasons. Duh.

And now 8 months later, I remembered I had this! Plus I’ve eaten a lot and gone on a lot of shitty dates so I guess I should write these down because my conceited brain assumes the world needs to know. I’M BACK BITCHES

The Washington Post listed their not-to-be-missed dishes for 2015. Time to make some dinner plans!

 

I don’t even need to comment on the text, but my question is why is the ghost emoji necessary? This is already terrifying.

In honor of World Nutella Day, and my favorite food to eat out of the jar/off of my fingers/with fruit/with everything, here are some Nutella-centric links:

1. 14 facts about Nutella
2. 17 Nutella recipes 
3. The history of Nutella
4. 34 more Nutella recipes
5. Places to eat Nutella around DC

Now I am off to eat Nutella off of some leftover bacon chocolate chip cookies before spin. Those two balance each other out, right….?

 

I am on Tinder because I am single (aka “alone”) and don’t feel like being in public, meeting people on week nights when it’s cold and dark outside. I am not on Tinder because I want to see pictures of happy couples. Definitely not on Tinder to be part of a threesome. Can they add another option when selecting your preferences for your profile so that I do not have to swipe through wedding photos?

A veteran from 2 Birds 1 Stone and Estadio, Greg Kakaletris and the former Estadio pastry chef, Brittany Frick, are hoping to open a seafood counter in Washington DC. They are currently requesting funding on EquityEats. On February 15th and 16th, they will be take over 2 Birds 1 Stone for a 9 course, seafood centric dinner for $47 (alcohol available separately).